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In the aftermath of the most mind-blowing orgasm […]. Recognizing this, men are willing to try all kinds of aphrodisiacs.

There's a little more to it for some people and -- wrap your head around this -- a little less sometimes as well.

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So come on, let's all go look at some of the craziest stuff that gets people's sex flag a-flying. A couple of weeks back, I was walking my dog through the park by my house, and some dudes in weird shorts were playing soccer. Not like an actual game of soccer, just that thing where you hang around with six other guys and a ball and pretend you had a plan for being here.

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Why do I mention this? Because brain trauma can make you a horn dog, apparently.

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I wrote in the past about a housewife who, after awakening from a coma, found herself so horned-up she needed to hop on any and every man she could find.

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A woman named Alissa suffered a traumatic brain injury in a car accident and became so preoccupied with sex as a result that she started working as a dominatrix and selling tyat videos.

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If you recall the movie Wedding Crashers, you may also recall the role Will Ferrell played in the film: Funerals make chicks horny, is the paraphrased gist of his character's motivation. And, in a weird way, it's based on some fact.

Grief and libido have a very weird connection. Many police and firefighter forces have a program whereby a close friend acts as a surrogate when someone is lost, so that the spouse and children have someone uu lean on in their time of grief.

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Unfortunately or fortunately, I'm not judging anyonethis can often turn from leaning on to humping on. This kind of relationship happens in movies all the time -- Speed Got the stuff that makes u horny and go all night makes a joke about it at the end, that relationships born from intense circumstances never last. It does at least acknowledge that these kinds of intense circumstances -- a natural disaster, a war, anything that gets you panicking stufr fearing for your life while heavily focused on death -- really mess with your brain.

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What do you think of when you think of rabies? Stephen King's adorable little scamp Cujo?

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The extremely sexy David Cronenberg movie Rabid? Just look how hot this is:. Nothing makes her clothes come off like Santa getting shot full of holes.

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That was rhetorical, because obviously it was rabies. She'd been bitten by a puppy two months earlier and was now in full-on rabies mode, which, you'll be surprised to learn, affects humans differently than it does mkes animals.

Some people get ridiculously horny, feel like they're going crazy so horny that you can't sleep, can't think straight or can't function at work?. Morning horny usually starts with an overwhelming desire to have my breasts touched. It always starts There is a spot on my neck, that if he goes near it, even if he just breathes near it, I am done for. It pretty much That kind of horny makes you want to run home at lunch for a quickie. Why do you feel horny at night?. Besides, what's hotter than a night full of respectful, um, respecting of one another's fun parts? Have you been sending all the sexy time signals and they just aren't Well, you might just have to go ahead and spell it out for them in a meme The popular TV drama You has made it crystal clear that dating.

Pictures Cujo had no time to make puppies, only to tear flesh. If this sounds awesome to you -- "Hey, nature invented a hump disease, let's get it!

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Many women who aren't aware of this are right freaked out by the idea that breastfeeding can be sexually arousing, because on paper, Got the stuff that makes u horny and go all night when explained by a strange man like me, it sounds creepy as shit. You shouldn't be having sexy fun time thoughts while nurturing a baby, right? Biology has it in for you. The very act of breastfeeding releases a big, sloppy cocktail of hormones into a woman's body, including oxytocinwhich is your go-to good-time hormone that does all kinds of fun things, including assisting you with orgasmic twitchy feelings.

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If I were making a list of the most fun things I can think of, boobs is right there along with water slides, roller coasters, and drunken shenanigans. Oh, I'm getting wistful. What was I saying? Oh yes, sweet, supple juggalugs.